Welcome to The Midside

The Raw Dough Edition

This episode is full of impersonations as Daniel flubs a Captain Picard and Justin does his best Donald Trump. The guys also discuss Finding Dory, the Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition, and when not to speak your mind.

The Brexit Edition

We return from Daniel tying his life to another just in time to discuss Great Britain disconnecting from the rest of the European Union. We also delve further into Daniel's hate for the term "adulting" before addressing the recent slew of Justice League PR.

The Interpersonal Hostility Edition

We delve deep into a discussion on the radical Islamic terrorist attack on Orlando. Our emotions run the gamut, from tears to laughter to yelling, but our rhetoric is unwavering. America needs to get its balls back.

The Height of Entitlement Edition

After Justin discusses his experiences at a recent Milo Yiannopoulos appearance, the group transitions into a discussion of the Alt-Right. They also touch on Elon Musk's anti-freedom policies and mental health before Justin reviews Zootopia, Bo Burnham's new special, and Pop Star: Never Stop Never Stopping.

The RUOK UK Edition

There were some strange happenings in the UK last week, like a professor saying reading to your kids is immoral and a woman marrying herself. The guys discuss what in the hell is actually going on, and Justin reviews X-Men: Apocalypse.

The Male Sexuality Edition

A picture of a man holding his son in the shower made the rounds on Facebook, and the responses to it reveal a disturbing view of male sexuality. We discuss that view as well as why the Redskins aren't actually offensive, Maria Bamford's new Netflix show Lady Dynamite, and what to do in your 20s to not have regrets in your 30s and 40s. (The picture of the father and son can be seen at themidside.com.)

The Emotionalism Engine Edition

Before turning again to Captain America: Civil War, we discuss Trump's master plan, Caitlyn Jenner's desire to turn back into a pumpkin, and the effects of the $15 dollar minimum wage that we're beginning to see. Then Justin goes on a rant explaining how all of Marvel's superheroes are psychologically damaged.

The Work-Life Balance Edition

Before turning our wrath to Captain America: Civil War, we discuss Facebook censorship, what to do if your job bores you, and male abortions. This episode also features the greatest Reddit of all time.

The Shallow, Narrow, Uninformed Edition

As social justice spreads to the deep South, Justin and Daniel regale us with tales of how both their undergrad and graduate institutions are complicit in the madness. We also debate the efficacy of Snapchat before heaping the usual praise on Bill Belichick and Batman v Superman.

The Consent Contract Edition

What if every time you had sex, you had to sign a contract giving your consent? We ponder this hypothetical as well as the case of a male athlete who was expelled from college for raping a woman who claims he never raped her. We also stumble across our first (and possibly second) billion dollar idea. Somebody fund us!